Doing this job, I get as many as 50 kitten requests a week. Most people are just great. And I mean that the majority of folks that contact are just the best. But, some of the people I come into contact with are straight up ridiculous. I mean seriously crazy-making. In fact, to such an extent, they blow my mind. They used to make me angry. I decided why get angry when I could just make fun of them instead. So, here you will find the absurd kitten requests I receive and a few commentaries on my part.